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I love writing prompts. LOVE them. They can break a block, jazz you up, fire off into a complete novel. So, as I’m sitting here, dancing in my chair to the tune of “Nothin’ But a Good Time”, I thought I’d throw some out there to get you movin’ and shakin’ this Monday morning:
1. He walked down the street, iPod earbuds in his ears, when someone bumped into him. A earphone fell out of his ear, killing half the music. He turned around to see a flash of red hair, and …
2. If there was one thing about his life that made sense, it was that he was single. He liked it that way. Not complicated. Easy to manage. As he looked to the pink toothbrush in the holder next to his yellow one, he thought …
3. “Did you really have to kill him?”
“Are you serious.”
She frowned, “But he was so cute!”
Her best friend looked at her, and rolled her eyes, “You can’t keep crushing on them, girl. It’s not good for business.”
Pouting, she pulled her blond hair back and heard a crash from behind her …
4. His dog, Stanley, sat next to him, barely panting. He looked from the collie to the house before him, burning to the ground, and sighed. Well, it was done now. They’d never find out about …
5. This was the morning that ruined her life. Or made it. Maybe. She wasn’t sure, and she really didn’t care for the fact that she couldn’t get a clear read on what was going on, as she looked at …
Post your ideas in the comments. Best post gets a cookie, and heck, we’ll post in a blog with a link to your site here on LitSisters.com.
Ready? GO!
Who doesn’t struggle with dialog? Anybody? It’s okay to admit it. Everybody struggles with it. Okay, not quite everybody, but nearly. I don’t struggle with it. Not ever. Okay, now I’ve pissed you off. You feel set up. But … no, don’t quit reading … I’m going to tell you my secret. As I started to say, don’t give up. When you finish reading this post, you’ll have an easier time with dialog, too.
The first thing you need to do, and I can’t make this point strongly enough, is READ YOUR DIALOG OUT LOUD! I know you feel silly. Do it anyway. And don’t just mumble your way through it. READ IT IN CHARACTER! With the emphasis your characters would use. Now I should tell you that I’m an advocate of reading all your work out loud, but you MUST do it with the dialog, if nothing else.
Next, EAVESDROP! Eavesdrop on all different kinds of conversations. Listen in wherever you find yourself. You can learn a lot that way. The first thing you learn is that PEOPLE DON’T SPEAK IN COMPLETE, GRAMMATICALLY PERFECT SENTENCES. That’s a biggie, an important point that writers often miss. The second, equally important thing you will learn is that PEOPLE DON’T TELL EACH OTHER THINGS THEY ALREADY KNOW. Now, I realize that writers use dialog as a way of conveying information to the reader, aka info-loading, but the information must flow organically in the conversation. Other important things you can learn from eavesdropping are:
The point of all the above is to help your dialog appear natural. As humans, we communicate … incessantly. And that very fact is why we can always tell when dialog is stilted or unnatural. Try putting these tips into practice and see if they help your dialog. Then let me know.
Finally, I’ve made it to the LitSister’s page so that I can add my two cents. I thought I would reply to Audrey’s blog on time management. Fitting, since I haven’t found enough time until today!
There are more than a few people I know who tell me that I’m organized. I politely say, “thank you” and then go home and wonder what in heck do they mean. How can I be organized when I always feel like I’m ten steps behind and running to catch up?
After much deliberation, I’ve discovered that my problem is not that I don’t know how to manage my time. I do…I know that I have about sixteen to seventeen hours a day, more if I need them. I can fit a million things on my list and I love to check them off, and many days I do. Other days, I want to hide under my covers and sleep because Busy Me gave Other Me too much to do, and “I just don’t wanna!” Aye, she’s a slave-driving bitch.
So…the real problem at hand is not managing my time. It’s managing the workaholic part of me that doesn’t know how to be still; the one that shouts, “Now, faster, better!” at the top of her lungs with a whip in her hand. She has her place in my life. She knows how to stay up all night writing furiously to meet an 8am deadline. But, she also doesn’t know how to relax or to play.
My challenge is to find balance in my life; time to write and run and laugh and be so that writing stays fun and life doesn’t become a chore. So, that my children know who I am. Not because my name is on a book cover, but because I spent time with them.
OR: How to Use Social Media to Promote Your Book
Whether you’re an Indie author, or you’ve chose to go the traditional route of being agented, there is one major common fact: there is no money for marketing. The state of the industry doesn’t allow for it. So you’re this new author, with this amazing new book that you’ve worked on making as perfect as it can possibly be. Well, now what? How do people buy it? How do they find out about it? And the most important question: how can you make more money selling it?
And the easiest answer, dear readers, is this: social media.
Here are my top five tips for getting started on social media promotion for your book.
Get Profiled!
You’ll want profiles on all of the prominent social media websites: Twitter, Facebook, Delicious, Digg, etc … Upload photos of yourself, your book, any events you’ve done, things like that.
Use the Resources
Now that you’re all set up and good to go, USE THEM! The only way for people to remember who you are, is if you make yourself visible. Think of the old advertising rule: consumers need to see an advertisement seven times before the business name resonates with them. If someone needs to see you seven times before they recognize you, how many times does it take to get them to buy from you?
Build Relationships
While money, as with this and any other business, is the bottom line, you can’t view social media as social media = $. It just doesn’t work that way. You’re building relationships here. You’re making that connection with other writers, small presses, potential readers … caring about who you’re talking to and spending the time to get to know who they are will make all the difference when it comes to promoting your work.
This Shouldn’t Even Have To Be A Point
You have a website, right? And a blog, of course. And you’re updating with useful, relevant content several times a week, correct? And you’re making sure that you’re writing in your voice, and maybe even including little tidbits of your personal life to reach out and make that personal connection with your readers. I shouldn’t even have to put that here, right?
Yeah, I didn’t think so. You’re on top of stuff. Right?
Don’t Whore Yourself Out
With social media, you’re walking a fine line between good promo and being a pain-in-the-ass. I hate to be crude (okay, I really don’t) but the best way to make the most out of your social media is to understand that no one wants to be spammed. And no one wants to be forced into your product. If every update you make is about “Buy my new book!” “OMG did you buy my book yet!” “Hey, didya know I have a book and you should totally buy it?!” … yeah, you’ve just crossed into PITA territory. Keep it light, keep it simple, KEEP IT RELEVANT.
Lastly, think of social media like a party. Behave as if everyone you meet online is someone you’re meeting at a party. Writing is what you do, not what you are, and surely, you have other things to talk about. We good? Good. Now, go get started by joining the party at the LitSisters Facebook Group!
(see what I did there? eh? eh?)
I’ve recently finished reading a book by the comedian/actor/producer Denis Leary, Why We Suck. I found it extremely funny and outrageous and yes, very crude. But that’s okay. I like crude. Mr. Leary is from the East Coast. From personal experience, I know those dudes always tell it like they see it.
Crude gets a bad rap. Which is ridiculous. Look at these synonyms for crude. Natural. Green. Homemade.
Now look at these antonyms for crude. Formal. Refined. Stilted.
I don’t know about you, but I’d much rather be in the first category. And yeah, I hand picked the adjectives that supported my opinion, but hey, it’s my blog post.
With crude, there’s no need to proceed with caution. No need to worry about offending… cause most likely you will, and in fact, you want to.
Tactful humor is nicer. But lets face it, tact requires thought. And discernment. And usually a little white lie or a REALLY big white lie. And of course, it requires empathy. Frankly, being tactful is a lot of work.
Crude humor is so much easier. It slaps you in the face and kicks you in the butt at the same time.
And that’s why I laugh.
Right now I’m supposed to be finishing a mini-cookbook. It’s an add-on to my novel. Since one of the main characters is a wonderful cook, I’ve decided that her recipes might be a desirable item. Anyway, I’m supposed to be finishing it right now. The reason I know that is because I just tweeted it. I believe what I said was, “finishing today no matter what.” Yet here I am blogging. Insert “sigh” here. I’m also mulling a post about my thirteen year old daughter for my website. Hence, today’s topic: Time Management.
I have too much to do. I know I’m not the only one; it’s a common ailment these days. I’m blogging when I should be cleaning, cooking when I should be writing, walking the dog when I should be organizing my office. I actually missed a conference call on time management because I wasn’t organized enough to make sure I had a charged phone on which to take the call. Thankfully, I’ve never forgotten to pick up my children, though my youngest does seem to worry that I will.
Sadly, I have no incredible insight or advice with which to wrap up this piece. My motive, other than the usual “avoid doing what I’m supposed to be doing” is to tell you that, if you have this problem, you’re not alone. We all have to figure out, by trial and error, what works for us. I have decided I’m going back to my Daytimer. I tried to go technological here but it didn’t work for me. I’m also taking up writing lists.
I might have more to say on this topic but I’ll have to let it go for now. My thirteen year old just called to tell me that her spelling bee starts now. I forgot to write it down.
Want a write a funny story? Liven up a boring holiday party? Auditioning for Last Comic Standing? These humor tips have multiple applications.
